Britney Spears Interveiw

*not an actuall interveiw*

J: Hi Britney how are you today?

BS: Super cool!

J: So lately you have been the target for some nasty boob job rumors, care to commet about that?

BS: I think syrup is better then jelly in alot of ways.

J: No, Britney, I'm asking about the rumors?

BS: Right.

J: So you did'nt get a boob job?

BS: I would say not ma'am.

J: uh..ok. So, you were the first in a line of perky pop
female artist like Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Simpson. How do you feel about your compitition?

BS: I would'nt consider them "compition" as much as I would consider them copy cats.I want chicken I want liver I want meow mix please deliver! No but seriousley, I think Christina is a lesbian.

J: Ok...as a role model, how do you stay grounded and away from the celibrity scene that has caused so many singers to loose their star power?

BS: Can you repeat the question?

J: As a role mode, how do you stay grounded and away from the celibrity scene that has caused so many singers to loose their star power?

BS: My mom does'nt ground me anymore..(giggle).

J: No no, Britney, how do you stay a good role model?

BS: Like Rebecca Romaijn-Stamos, I cant beleive she changed her name. I would'nt do that.

J: NO! Why do you consider yourself a good role-model?!

BS: Are you putting words in my mouth?

J: Ok, next question. You've said in the past that you admire singers like Mariah Carrey and Madonna, what is it about them that you admire?

BS: "california...no doubt about it..in the city..city of Compten..California..do doubt about it."

J: Why are you singing a Tupoc song?

BS: "California..no doubt about it.."

J: ANd its 'knows how to party' not 'no doubt about it'!!!

BS: Do you think Justin is hott?

J: Alright...where do you see yourself in 10 years?

BS: Continuing my singing career and doing the best music
for my fans.

J: Are you overwhelmed with the amount of money you've come into at such a young age?

BS: Continuing my singing career and doing the best music for my fans.

J: What?

BS: I just want to make music.

J: Are you listening?

BS: Yes, syrup is better then jelly.